if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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