its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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