My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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