Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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