I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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