My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My vagina is very pro this idea
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