you guys were way drunker than both of me
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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