Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There r osticjed everywhere
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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