Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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