I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she smelled like a LAN party
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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