My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
