So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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