Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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