my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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