Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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