Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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