everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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