Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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