Jerry, you need to find god
its not stalking. its research.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
