Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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