please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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