did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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