She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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