I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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