I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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