Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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