I love black thongs
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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