Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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