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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

(678): View more from Georgia

you spelled her name wrong

(404): View more from Georgia

not you too!!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(440): View more from Ohio

omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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(510): View more from California

After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show

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(678): View more from Georgia

You is good. You is important. You is a slut.

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(410): View more from Maryland

It was a book called Gay Safari.

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I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.

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(716): View more from New York

she was concerned about my dick piercings.

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(315): View more from New York

Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.

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