i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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