I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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