Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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