Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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