I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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