She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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