I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
