i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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