It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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