Duck Duck Cougar?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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