Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
