How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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