I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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