People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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