what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she told me i tasted like america
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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