why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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