I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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