Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
