Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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