CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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