due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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