Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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