ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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