are you still at the devil's house?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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