Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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