At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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