I seem to have left my pride at pride
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
