Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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